From: Sherman Rootberg (BiggiRoot)
Date: Jan 12, 2007 7:33 PM
Subject: Friday, January 12, 2007
Friday, January 12, 2007
Day Two at Sea on the Way to Barbados
Nothing new to report. It was a bit of a rough ride again last night and this morning, but it is calming down somewhat this afternoon.
My old friend Joe from Las Vegas was highly insulted at what he referred to as second rate, or was it, trash picture I sent of Bobbi and I. He goes on with the extreme insults by saying Bobbi was much better looking. I guess there is just no telling of some peoples tastes.
See here Joe. My good man. Have you no idea the time, money, and pain I have spent on this face? First off it was the teeth. Almost all are of the most expensive materials known to man. Then there were the doctors. Two Periodontists, a dental sturgeon (and that is no spelling mistake, that guy was a fish) and a dental specialist that thinks he is a God. All this went on for years. See all those pretty teeth? Those are mine and they are paid for. Then there is the face. The skin quack just whacked off a big hunk of it to get rid of the cancer. See that nice shiny head? Skin butcher whacked hunks out of there too, several times. They all told me they did great jobs and their work was beautiful. So, therefore, I am beautiful. As for Bobbi. None of those kind of extremely expensive professionals did any work on her. None of them told her she was very pretty, or I would have broken their arms and legs. So now Joe, I am giving you a second chance. Look carefully. Use your reasoning ability to consider the above facts. WHO IS PRETTIER?
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